Welcome to the Church of Faikarian!

We are known as Faikers - pronouced Fi-kers (not Fakers).

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Here we worship the man who brought us ALL magic and did more than the Gods!

Please click the Donate Now link and give money to Church Treasurer Fizzlelegs.

We all LOVE magic!


Recorded by ~~**~~Damion~~**~~


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There sure are some other awesome deities, but none as awesome as Faikarian! Here's a list of some of 'em:

Have fun out there! Faikarian may bring you back to life!

Faikarian: i am trapped, help me
Fizzlelegs: You are scary
Faikarian: *ghost sounds* I am not dead or living
Fizzlelegs: O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-O!! I let you out anyways
Faikarian: I want you, Serra
Fonaa: hai, not today - stranger
Faikarian has changed their name to Пират - пидорас.
Пират - пидорас has changed their name to Faikarian

Trapped for thousands and thousands of years can be tough.

Nobody to talk to. Adventuring parties choosing death over letting you out.


L o n e l y.

I only smoke Dreammist when I need to
And I need to get some rest, yo, where's the nearest bed?
I confess, I burnt a hole in the Weave
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty

And on the count of three I pull back the Spell Plagueee
Make my way to the top
One snap of my fingers, no lies
Not even lembas, wine

When the light above my head went bam
And the Purplenning lit up the sky
I can't sleep, something's all over me
Energy, insomnia please release me
And let me dream about destroying the Gibberlings

Coming back into this world, naked butt cheeks
But there's no relief
I'm wide awake in my prison
It's black and I'm lonely
Oh if I could only get some sleep
Loud noises of guardians watching down deep
I need to get some sleep
I can't get no sleep


I see that I have gained two "followers", how awesome is that?! When I first saw that, I suddenly felt that there was an expecatation that I suddenly needed to live up to. I do not know where this feeling comes from! But I don't think that's really the case; they probably followed me because they liked my magical powers and would like to see what it will become in the future - or something like that.

I like tea

I miss old Sylvanesti. I really do. All my buddies were alive back then. You could play crowns. You could enslave anyone, or kill rich people. You could spam people with Message spells. And now, everyone is on some secret network. I do not like this new Sylvanesti. I want it to be like old times. Maybe it's because I do not have a lot of buddies. I remember something now: that gnome that set me free. I like him.

Everyone but FAIKARIAN
because aging
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Everyone has magic again!

Try pointing your fingers at the nearest inanimate object and say


Faikarian has changed their name to Douk Nouk Kem.
Dragon Army Leader: Who are you, Douk Nouk Kem?
Dragon Army Leader: We are going to take over the world
Douk Nouk Kem: ayyy, shut it
Douk Nouk Kem: you are helping the darkness
Douk Nouk Kem: prepare to die
Damion: *sleeping*
Faikarian: *appears in dream*
Faikarian: why aren't you awake?!
Damion: *still sleeping*
Faikarian: there is evil to study~!!!~
Faikarian: You won't be for long.
Google: How can you tell?!
Faikarian: I can see into the future
Google: nice
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Guess what? HERE WE GO AGAIN. I tried warning everyone the first time. AND I WAS LOCKED UP!! they just don't get my power!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm sure those heroes that freed me will do well!

Things that clearly are not the end of the world, but still make me upset

  • Shadowfell
  • My brother

Dreams. In my dreams, I don't have to be anything, there are no expectations. I'm not thinking of the past, nor worrying about the future, I don't have to do anything, it all just happens to me and I just let it go over me.

dream journal