behold his Purplenening.
Faikarian: i am trapped, help me Fizzlelegs: You are scary Faikarian: *ghost sounds* I am not dead or living Fizzlelegs: O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-O!! I let you out anyways
Faikarian: I want you, Serra Fonaa: hai, not today - stranger Faikarian has changed their name to Пират - пидорас. Пират - пидорас has changed their name to Faikarian
Trapped for thousands and thousands of years can be tough.
Nobody to talk to. Adventuring parties choosing death over letting you out.
Goddamn.
L o n e l y.
I only smoke Dreammist when I need to And I need to get some rest, yo, where's the nearest bed? I confess, I burnt a hole in the Weave Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty And on the count of three I pull back the Spell Plagueee Make my way to the top One snap of my fingers, no lies Not even lembas, wine When the light above my head went bam And the Purplenning lit up the sky I can't sleep, something's all over me Energy, insomnia please release me And let me dream about destroying the Gibberlings Coming back into this world, naked butt cheeks But there's no relief I'm wide awake in my prison It's black and I'm lonely Oh if I could only get some sleep Loud noises of guardians watching down deep I need to get some sleep I can't get no sleep
GOOD SUMMER FESTIVAL !
I see that I have gained two "followers", how awesome is that?! When I first saw that, I suddenly felt that there was an expecatation that I suddenly needed to live up to. I do not know where this feeling comes from! But I don't think that's really the case; they probably followed me because they liked my magical powers and would like to see what it will become in the future - or something like that.
I like teaI miss old Sylvanesti. I really do. All my buddies were alive back then. You could play crowns. You could enslave anyone, or kill rich people. You could spam people with Message spells. And now, everyone is on some secret network. I do not like this new Sylvanesti. I want it to be like old times. Maybe it's because I do not have a lot of buddies. I remember something now: that gnome that set me free. I like him.
Everyone but FAIKARIAN
because aging:
Featured Spells
BREAKING NEWS
Try pointing your fingers at the nearest inanimate object and say
PEW PEW
Faikarian has changed their name to Douk Nouk Kem. Dragon Army Leader: Who are you, Douk Nouk Kem? Dragon Army Leader: We are going to take over the world Douk Nouk Kem: ayyy, shut it Douk Nouk Kem: you are helping the darkness Douk Nouk Kem: prepare to die
Miscellaneous links
Outside this website
- Alagos.com - Powerful males in House Firestorm
- VisitTwoRivers.com - Great place to visit in Spring
- Question about destroying darklings - on magicoverflow
Damion: *sleeping* Faikarian: *appears in dream* Faikarian: why aren't you awake?! Damion: *still sleeping* Faikarian: there is evil to study~!!!~
Google: DUDE, I AM METAL Faikarian: You won't be for long. Google: How can you tell?! Faikarian: I can see into the future Google: nice
Guess what? HERE WE GO AGAIN. I tried warning everyone the first time. AND I WAS LOCKED UP!! they just don't get my power!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm sure those heroes that freed me will do well!
Things that clearly are not the end of the world, but still make me upset
- Shadowfell
- My brother
Dreams. In my dreams, I don't have to be anything, there are no expectations. I'm not thinking of the past, nor worrying about the future, I don't have to do anything, it all just happens to me and I just let it go over me.